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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
5:35 pm - Regarding certain spoilers
Regarding certain SV spoilers, I have this to say Only spoilery for the first episode of season 6Collapse )

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
4:41 pm - Delusions
World conquerors cannot run with the crowd. I note that among my minions and potential minions there are many, many delusions that must be corrected.The most important one is this one:

Kal-El is not in love with the son of Luthor. It is a waste of time to write stories promoting this delusion. My minions would be much better served in writing scenarios in which I make the son of Jor-El kneel before me and pay for the sins of his father, repeatedly, by servicing me with his beautiful mouth.

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Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
4:22 pm - One step toward world conquest:
Posting annoying memes. Bwahahahhahahhaa! Today I cause your browser to crash, tomorrow the global computer infrastructure.

You Are 40% Sociopath

From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Your Aura is Green

Your Personality: You are a high acheiver who is very competitive. You're bound to reach your goals, no matter how lofty.

You in Love: Picky with high standards, it's hard to find your match. You need a man as driven as you are!

Your Career: You need a high profile, challenging career to satisfy you. Consider finance, sales, or running your own company.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Ingrid M!

I killed Xarienne the rat.

I looted the Dagger of Brigid31 and 2 gold pieces.

Score: 2

Explore the Dungeon of Ingrid M and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Night Bat
Your Superpower is Supernatural
Your Weakness is Handshakes
Your Weapon is Your Silver Analyzer
Your Mode of Transportation is Cow

You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.

For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing.

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Monday, June 26th, 2006
3:55 pm - Feel free to surrender now
Though this is a rather puny domain to conquer, I was sick of having to "prove I was human" to this xenophobic institution. I am not and have never been human; I am superior to you all. I have added you to my minions list if you have, in the past, indicated a desire to be my minion. All others: if you surrender now, it will go better for you.

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